Like a freshly-coiffed poodle, this concoction is extra, sparkly, and might just bite you in the ass...

If you drink enough of this tasty tea, BEE prepared to show your ID 😉 ...

This hypnotic, high-proof cocktail is engineered to distort reality and leave you looking—and feeling—completely extraterrestrial...

This bright take on a summertime staple starts with rosé...

Small but mighty, this little lady packs punch, pucker, and personality. We BET you can't have just one...

Embrace the burn! This spicy Rita is a raging hot, unapologetic, menopausal woman on fire...

CraftMix® yummy single-serve cocktails & mocktails are low in sugar and high in environmental efficiency...

"Coquito" may translate to "little coconut", but this traditional Puerto Rican Christmas beverage is BIG on boozy coconut flavor...

Refine your management style to match this easy-to-swallow, likable libation...

This spooky potion pulls a wee bit sweet and wee bit tart–just like the Amys...

Born in 1915 Paris, this potent potable packs a powerful punch – similar to the gut punch one experiences when paying a Frenchie's vet bills...

A little liquid courage never hurt anyone. Climb into this cocktail and walk around in it for a round or few...

Swig this sweet tweet on repeat, and before long you'll be squawkin' the squawk, and shakin' your tail feathers. "Amy needs a refill"... "Amy needs a refill"...

You probably know the sweet goodness that is piña colada. But, do you know which Amy is not a fan of this tropical tongue tickler?

“Bond had been told to look for a man with a heavy mustache who would be by himself drinking an Alexandra.” — Ian Fleming, "Risico"

Boost your immunity the old fashioned way with an extra shot of gin - unless you're chicken...

Shed your inhibitions and get bizzzzzzy mixing up this buzzzzzzy classic 🏖...

Hang on to your ruby slippers! This pick packs a potent punch that will have you sprouting wings and flying high in no time...

This fruity combination of vanilla vodka, pineapple juice, and grenadine is a prescription for a good time...

Don't be bitter. Get ready for a sloppy, wet kiss with extra tongue. This salty, sour pick will make you pucker...

We double dare you to try it. Not only does this shot look disgusting...

A double whammy of vodka and coconut rum will have you waving bon voyage to your stress in just two rounds...

This potion is little bit sweet, a little bit tart, and all around strange - just like the Amys...

Bee the spicy apple of your teacher's eye with a refreshing round of fizzy rum-liciousness...

Lime juice and ginger beer make this reimagined take on a classic extra frisky...

A little bubbly never killed anyone... start sipping these babies at dawn and you'll be swimming with the fishes by noon

Since undergrad, Dr. P takes her Painkillers with vodka instead of rum...Sorry, Captain! 🏴‍☠️

The Amys have stumbled upon a cure for cultivating cerebral engagement...

An easygoing, mellow companion with a big nose, and soft, round, cuddly body. One, two, three and to the four - Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door (just don't knock or ring the doorbell)...

The juniper berries in gin have a calming effect on the body & mind, which can help relieve stress and improve mood. Drink up! (doctor's orders)

Don't let the bastards grind you down. Pulverize the patriarchy (and some strawberries) with this sinfully spicy miscreant's mixture...

Just like a Beagle with separation anxiety, this bittersweet baby lacks subtlety and hits all the wrong notes "Arooooooo!"

A yummy pick from Center of the Universe Brewing Co., Ashland, VA. Refreshing, brite, and buzzzzzzy at 7.2% ABV...

I'll be blunt. You're not gonna want to (puff, puff) pass on this fizzzzzzy, sweet & sour sativa diva's buzzzzzz...

What's your swizzle fantasy?
Once you've tried it at sunset on a secluded beach, you'll never go back...

Project your inner creative with a little (or a lot) of liquid courage from this uptown girl staple. Make mine a double.

This layered classic starts sweet and finishes fizzy. It WILL go straight to your head. Buzzzzzz-tastic!

The dirtier, the better! If you like your felines filthy, shake up an ice cold, extra briny beverage that's sure to take the edge off. Meeee-oooow!

The quintessential, waist-unfriendly drink of holiday celebrations... a beverage people either love, or love to hate.

Keep your fiery disdain for the patriarchy BURNING with this spicy hot toddy.

This creamy, sweet treat will warm your heart and soothe your mind, body, and soul.

Frank's Famous Recipe! Dr. Pike's father loves to whip up these fizzy crowd-pleasers containing his (formerly) secret ingredient! Bee-licious!

This delicious fruity concoction resembles a “tropical” Shirley Temple – perfect for sharing with your baby bees on a hot summer afternoon.

Dr. Learn's ode to all the people who plant gardens to feed the bees. BUT, BEWARE! As her aunt likes to say, Planter's Punch got its' name because if you drink too many, you'll faceplant on the floor! 👀

This honey-sweetened Prohibition-era cocktail is simple, clean, and refreshing. Grab a bottle of bathtub gin and your spirit of rebellion, then meet us at the speakeasy for this liberation libation.